it’s such bullshit that trainers in the postgame dont recognize you on sight and let you do whatever you want because you could literally kill them and their pokemon and their entire families with one of your stupidly overleveled starter pokemon and there’s nothing they can possibly do to stop you. there’s nothing anyone can do to stop you. you are God. no, scratch that, God is rotting in a Timer Ball in one of your PC Boxes
He’s talking about the girl that inspired A Match into Water
this is some motherfuckin evangelion type shit right here
No this is back 2 the future
SHINY PLUSLE OMG
I have bad news for you
I will wear what I want.
I will get tattoos if I want.
I will dye my hair if I want.
I will pierce whatever I want.
I will lose weight if I want.
I will gain weight if I want.
I will have sex if I want.
Yes. All of this. Lace and darkly-glittering jet beads. I approve and covet wildly.
alright dudebro i went to high school with
i see you posting bible quotes as your facebook status
and i see your profile picture with all your fraternity bros
and i see your steady relationship with your cute blonde girlfriend
i see all these things
but nothing changes the fact that in the seventh grade i caught you jacking off next to me in history class on the day we watched that documentary on nude male sculptures in ancient greece
IT CUTS HER CHEEK
Excuse me this is porn think of the children
Humans are still great things. I believe that. Just because we fuck up constantly and destroy ourselves doesn’t mean we’re any less. That’s life. Things live, and things die. I see no reason why our civilizations should be any different. We’re all parts of that flow, and people shouldn’t try to interrupt it. I feel like people think that if you just discover everything dark and dismal in life that you’re now somehow wiser. That’s not true. It is true, however, that understanding mankind’s “essential illness” (Lord of the Flies, William Golding) is part of something bigger than ourselves. That’s wisdom right there. But that’s not the only part of it. Like any sickness, it’s learning how to live with it, and more importantly, how to change to get better
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
This is a damn good idea
"Without the sinner, what need is there for a redeemer? Without sin, what grace has forgiveness?"
I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.